Brazilian Pastor convinced followers his penis contained HOLY MILK. Now arrested #LordHelpUsAll #Madness

by Lexx on January 30, 2013

“This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of “sacred milk”. This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”. “He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did”. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation”. This is the testimony of one of his victims. This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk. These news was originally reported today in Spanish by

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the “Holy Spirit”, by using these foolish lies



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ndidi January 31, 2013 at 3:49 am

END TIME PASTORS. God save us ooo.


lily January 31, 2013 at 6:07 am

very funny


Chauncy January 31, 2013 at 7:21 am

So that’s what they mean by “The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spurt”


rw January 31, 2013 at 7:36 am

How do they know he’s lying? Most of the bible has garbage like this. All the Churches tells you some sort of spirit, being, entity exists, but we can’t “see” it and people fall for this shlt. This pastor is a hero for showing us how ridiculous religion is.


Darryl January 31, 2013 at 1:19 pm

New article


schenedra ellis January 31, 2013 at 2:08 pm

This bitch needs to b slainned Now


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